The Grant Gurnhill football and mayhem blog.

Wahay peeps! I’m back from me hols once more and I’ve got lots to tell thee, I tell thee!
First, did ya see that there England team tekkin’ on another Euro qualifier, then beating the Jocks! I was quietly impressed wi’ the performance, I can tell thee. A solid run-out in both games, with patience bein’ shown until the goals came. Good work guys! Keep this up and we’ll be fine for the Competition.
For an exclusive interview wi’ Roy Rogers Dodgeson talking about ‘is team choices for matches mentioned, check out this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnrlr6OX1vg&list=UU7_g9FX9-u2AmiNXR4tVjng
Meanwhile, I was most happy and delighted to see the Women’s England team get a real warm reception at the ‘ome of footie when they took on the might of the Teutons in front of 55,000 people - yep; 55,000 - at that there Wembley. Staggering support peeps, and that didn’t include all o’ them folks as watched it on TV. Staggering.
The girls put on a great show that made me proud to be an Englishm - person. Okay, so the mighty German lasses beat us 3 nil with typical solid defending and efficient finishing, but we are only in the second year of development of the women’s Super League, whilst the Germans have been playing at this level for 10,000 years. Give ‘em time, and they’ll be oop there battling for titles wi’ ‘em!
For more info on Women’s Super League, or to get involved, check out this there link:
http://www.fawsl.com/index.html
Right peeps - time to whistle round the Prem.
Chelski enhanced their Champions Elect status with an easy win against 10 man West Sandwich Albumen.
Neverton robbed West Sham in a feisty, old-school affair. It was all handbags, but no doubt the FA will over-react as usual.
Fester and Blunderland bored with a goalless snore-draw.
Mantreasurechester City went behind early but still managed to pip Onesie for the points.
Pewkastle continued their leviathic rise by beating a gutted PQRSTU.
Steak became the first team this season to be embarrassed by losing to BURnleY. At home! D’oh!
Arse-nil continued their string of inept performances by battering Man Reunited before gifting them the win. Double d’oh!
Come Sunday, an irate Stevie Gorgeous Brucie-bonus watched his side throw away a fantastically early lead against Twittering Shitspurs, conceding so late that Brucie was in the bar on his second bottle of red when the final goal went in.
Unsurprising result of the weekend was Chrysophase Palace beating Louthampton’s B team, Ditherfool, 3-1. Surprising result of the weekend - Brenda’s still got a job. Triple d’oh!
The final game of the weekend found Louthampton themselves stunned by Aston Vanilla. They out passed the Vanillans by 229 passes - yes, 229 passes, and conceded to a gifted goal which was Vanilla’s only attempt at goal. They struggled after this and despite the vast percentage of possession they enjoyed, were fortunate to escape with a point. Quadruple d’oh!
Right peeps, that’s it till Friday night and me awesome Euro blog - don’t miss it!
Now, Barbie! Get that white bikini on and get under that waterfall - it’s jungle time baby!
Schwiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!