The Grant Gurnhill football and mayhem blog.

Aieeeeeeeeee! Peeps! And welcome back ta Part 2 - or as the Frenchies say, Part D’uh - o’ me insightful look inta more teams in the Prem.
Next up is Neverton - 31 players, 7 home-grown, no Loan-in players - yet; lol. Have 8 players yet to start a game for ‘em. Biggest transfer? Er...I think Toffee fans are wondering who it might be as well - eventually. Lots of speculation and rumour but bugger all movement - Billy Kennelwright reckons no news is good news - for his bank manager perhaps, but not his team manager. Get bloody spending you tightwad!
Dull City - or the Lemurs, Panthers, Sloths; whatever they’re called this week - 27 players, 13 - yes, 13 home-grown, no Loan-in players - as yet. Have 6 players yet to start a game for ‘em. Biggest transfer? Got to be Tommy Ince by an inch-high-private-eye-mile. This season could break him big or break him into little pieces never to recover.
Uncle Feicester City - 26 players, a shocking 1 home-grown, no Loan-in players - yet, but it’ll happen when this lot prove to be useless. Have an unbelievable - well, EVERY player is yet to start a game for ‘em of course. Biggest transfer? Buggered if anyone knows, but my money for a decent return is Ted Nugent - no; Taylor-Fletcher-Taylor. No; Nugent - oh, buggered if I know.
Finally for tonight, A-Lois-Sewerageless-Ditherfool - 35 players, 10 home-grown, no Loan-in players. Have 7 players yet to start a game for ‘em. Biggest transfer? That guy from Southampton. What do you mean, ‘which one?’ Ooooh, you cynics, you.
And once more that’s it for tonight peeps. I’m off to me cot for a well-deserved cup o’ cocoa. I think she were called Coco, anyhow. See thee on t’other side!
Be back tomorrow wi’ yet another load o’ incitefullness - yes, you read that word reet again folks. Tata for now!
Dobbie