The Grant Gurnhill football, music and mayhem blog.

 A first 'alf to bore us all folks, wiv only Conor Lick'em and his goal making light in the stadium, and the hilarity of Borini having a 12 yard tap-in - Tardyff's defence (I'm legally obliged to call them that) suffering brain freeze leading to a red card, and aiding Tardyff's survival - like throwing a lead lifebelt to a drowning man. Is this pissing Tardyff off fa fa? Biggest surprise of the 'alf has gotta be Catinthehole and the fact that he's still on the pitch. He's normally in the pub by now. I don't think he's ever collected a full match fee in his life. The fact that he wasn't the first to be booked was a shocker - a case of mutch ado about nothing... Let's 'ope the second half is as entertaining as the final minutes. Ho ho ho as Satan would say. It was Satan, right?